Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.
Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
Boy # 1: really
*silence*
Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
Boy # 1: what
Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG
liquor-inthe-front:
Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.
Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.
Because a woman only has status if she is married
think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.
and then go throw up.
(via 3-lost-souls)
actually laughing at how awkward this is :’)
can my conversations get anymore cringe..